BEHOLD the Principia Discordia 5^th edition, as scanned and presented to you by the ever-generous Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency. Why scanned, you ask? The cut-and-paste construction of the original Principia makes it nigh impossible to duplicate the layout in HTML, that’s why. Thus each page is a JPEG file; they range in size from 30k to 110k. This was scanned from the Steve Jackson Games version of the book. The book did not survive the process. Anyhow, enjoy the show.