An Explanation.
 

I saw this picture in a secret book given to be by a young vampire in a dream. I had come by way of a ride at the aquarium (which was neat because all the tanks were only two feet tall and open, and there was ankle-deep water on the floor and little fish swimming around), and they (the vampires) locked me in a rather nice dungeon. It had a big bay window. The youngest vampire of the lot (the vampires watched me from an observation booth, behind a false mirror) finally started talking to me, befriended me I suppose. He gave me a small book which was a primer on vampire history and society. (It's what the new vampires were given as a textbook, basically.) He wasn't really supposed to show it to me, and he took it back after I read some of it. He watched me carefully to make sure I didn't rip out any pages to keep. A bit later I realized that I was omnipotent, and I walked through the door of the dungeon, and made the vampires who came out to stop me burst into flames with a wave of my hand. I left that one young vampire alive, though, and as I left I tossed him a copy of the Principia Discordia.

Do you believe that?
 

Jaden